New Witness to the Case (Weird Male Piscean - Episode 3)

So i had a conversation with my gal pal yesterday. She said she totally knew about her bf wantin to ask me about the welding job, n dat becoz her bf is really close with dat person, so he's naturally anxious about it. not quite the answers i wanted to hear, altho i dunno wat i wanted to hear. maybe i want her to say she doesn't approve of her bf's actions. or somethin like dat. then again.. never mind, i don't want any arguments to arise between them.

right, i told gal pal dat i totally don't like it dat he calls and/or smses me all the time. it's not right, it's not appropriate.. she just gave me a quiet, light n dat i-didn't-know-it-would-turn-out-like-dat "okay..". another not-wat-i-expected-to-hear answer, anyway.. i reminded her dat she wasn't being the person my other gal pals n i knew, dat she's not the same anymore n dat's she's so "alien" to us now. yes, i used dat word, "alien". ;) i told her her presence wasn't felt anymore, as i couldn't recall her being in one of our few dinner dates. she said she was there.. how accurate was i? i remembered there were 5 of us, but she wasn't there. i didn't bother to count out who were in the 5, not even right now as i blog it out. never mind, i thought. i know our friendship is still standing as strong as ever. n dat's enough for me. HOORAY FOR FRIENDSHIP!

oh, n as for y she didn't call me or msg me back for so many times, she said she was just plain bz, n she's havin a migrane or somethin. ;D

and then..
*JAWS music playin in the background*
(u'll thank me for it's appropriate-ness later.)

another gal pal HC smsed me this mornin, told me she read all our 2-days-worth of emails n dat she encountered the same problem. Mr Weirdo called her n sms her for many many days n she did wat i did, no replies n he stopped pestering her!!! wah lao!! n i tot problem was solved, then we can be happy gal pals like we always have been. but no.. new witness has sprouted, the case has been reopened, new evidence will be brought to the stand. (NB, talk as if it's some crime case. keke)

tonight is the night, HC n i will meet up to talk about it, before we bring it up to our gal pal again. brainstorming session starts 6pm, while havin dinner, later followed by a trip to Esprit as HC's fren got a 50% discount voucher, or somethin. YAY!!

n i told mum about it before lunch, as i could hardly wait for tonight, dat i'll be goin shoppin (maybe window shop only ler?) with HC at pyramid. here's our conversation:

mum: u ar, of all ppl. should not be shoppin, u don't even need the things u buy, u only shop for the sake of shoppin.

me: who says i don't need the things i buy?? i need, dat's y i buy!

mum: u should try to not buy anythin for a month, then u'll be able to control ur spending, control ur need to buy.

me: is there a need to control?? y should i NOT buy anythin wor?

then i started sayin "i don't need it, but i want i want i want!" haha this is a funny story dat i shall tell.

(Below is just hear n tell, based on a true story, all conversations are made up, but not it's contents, no point distorting them. ;P Thankyou.)
^^Episode 1^^
Story: A has a good fren B, A is dying of cancer, n asks B to take care of his family.

A: my good fren, can u plz take care of my family when i'm gone?
B: okay okay..
A: will u take care of my wife for me?
B: i will, don't worry.. (don't think perverted here, the wife is uneducated, does not work n shops A LOT, they're rich mar..)
A: n my daughters?
B: i will, i will, don't worry..
A: ALL 3 OF THEM??
B: *sweats* okay, i'll take care of them, all 3 of them..

^^Episode 2^^
A passed away, B takes care of his family. B talks to C(A's wife) about her spending habit, which is bad, she buys a lot of things, true shopaholic breed i heard). *Beware: short episode.

B: C, do u think u need to buy all these things?
C: i don't need them, BUT I WANT THEM I WANT THEM I WANT THEM!!
(now try sayin the last part really quick, n in a woman's voice, add some stomping, eye-shutting n a jittery look, watever dat is.)

^^Episode 3^^
B had a talk with his son, here's wat they had to say.

Son: dad, if u need me to go out with the 3 of them girls, can u plz give me 3 days notice in advance?
B: 3 days? WHY??
Son: i need 3 days to calm myself down before i can go out with them, they're too crazy for me!! i'll explode!
B: !!!
(apparently all 3 of A's daughters are exactly like their mother, the dumb-blonde kind minus the blonde hair)

no offence to the persons involved, this is mere entertainment. kekee but funny right??? anyway, my condolences to the family; n bravo to B for being such a good pal.

Weird Male Piscean (2)

Okay, I know it's a lil soon to blog again today, but I can't help it. Besides, there are updates to the previous entry. Remember Mr Weirdo called me when I was on the phone with Jacke? Well, I rejected his call. There and then. After that, he sent me an sms, 2nd one of the day. To keep track, that's 2 sms n 1 call.

SMS was in mandarin:
"(direct translated) Miss: if you're bz then sorry I bothered! If there's any matter then just tell me. XXX(my gal pal) doesn't know I contacted you. Thankyou."

wha..???? I decided to reply (contrary to watever I said in the previous entry, I decided to take action myself):
"(in mandarin) What was it that you wanted? What is it that XXX cannot know about?"

Then he asked about the job again. Let me brief u readers a bit, Weirdo is helping his friend(s) and relative(s) look for a job, a welding job. He asked me if my company used welders then I said yes, but I wasn't sure if we're employing new welders or not. So we came to an understanding (or would it be just me?) that if there was a job vacancy for welders then I will inform him.

My dear friends, do any of you think it's necessary to PESTER someone for SOMEONE ELSE'S job? Cause I don't think so.

So I replied "(Mandarin)You asked me if there was a job vacancy, not asked me to help you get a job. The more you cannot tell XXX about a certain matter, the more you shouldn't be doing it. Your actions are suspicious, there is no need to keep contacting me." There!

AND THEN, guess wat (I'm always usin this phrase!!).. I forwarded the same copy to XXX. Of course I added a note to say that's wat I REPLIED to her bf.

AND THEN, while I was still typing this entry. I received an SMS.. hehe, guess who? WRONG, it's not weirdo. it's my gal pal.. ;D She said she wasn't feelin very well (uh-oh..) and went home. She'll call me when I'm off work.

oh, btw, after my last sms to weirdo, he did send a reply.
"The job is not for me"

*faints*
AS IF I DIDN'T KNOW???
Am I supposed to write "your friend and/or relative" everytime we mention "a job"??? That's just so duh.. so duh.. so duh..